|Looking for:||both friendship and dating|
|Service:||No. I am a Civilian|
A keen animal lover , pole dancer / stripper and mum of 7. (Just winding you up haha!!! I may not have the brains of Einstein but I have common sense and a heart of gold . I am a Kent lass currently living in Derbyshire . I am the real Bridget Jones ( minus the big pants you be glad to hear) (that sounds like I am not wearing any panties lol well I am just not huge ones lol) I basically have done several things what Bridget has done. She is me!!! Lol! One embarrassing moment after one drink ( im a light weight) I fell asleep on the bonnet of a police car and did not find out till the following day .Also if you want to know how to get a Nissan Micra stuck on a speed hump please feel free to ask. I am kind, trustworthy, extremely loyal a big softy with a GSOH if u don't know that already. Clumsy if u don't know that already. Anyway that is me in a nutshell., I Iove to bake! (Chocolate brownies are a hit apparantly. Love reading, music ( especially rock) and Paw Patrol . .Love chocolate and tea. People think I am weird as I like my Cornflakes hot and soggy!!! Please do not judge me!!!! I like Formula One !!! Dream car any Aston Martin especially DB 5 or DB 9. When I was 19 it used to be the Escort XR3i. To you lot who are under the age of 30 will not know what this car is well this was the ultimate boy racer's dream back in the late 80s early 90s and I wanted one for my first car in black and all the works. It just so happens i saw one the other week and was walking with a friend who is in her 20's and I blurted out Oh my god I wanted an XR3i when I was your age. She was like "er what is an XR3i"? Now how old did I feel when she asked that? I replied "well back in the day?" Haha!!! I never got one though. ?? Anyway , I love to have a laugh . Can be very cheeky, hence my innuendo in my profile, life is too short to take life too seriously. I want to get back into keeping fit I love Zumba and dancing . when I get time . Looking for new friends to have a laugh with, possibly future Mr Right if he comes along. I am seperated from husband with one little girl. Married the wrong guy and want to get divorced next year. It has not put me off if I was to settle down again with someone. I always believe in a second chance ( within reason) just because I married a rotten egg does not mean all men are .I want someone who I can relax with and enjoy days out in the country and have a right old laugh with I am always up for a silly round of pillow fighting as well. ( yes I know I'm 39 ! ) I love cuddles so please give them to me! Someone who can take the mik out of me is good ( I can't say my R's or W's the right way round) that can be embarrassing as well as getting words the wrong way round. What was it I said the other day oh that's it . I told someone I did not like dislocated coconut and they fell about laughing then to make it worse I said to them 'I need electricution lessons ' The worse one so far has to be when I posted a picture of a Willy Wonka Chocolate Bar and told everyone 'hey look guys, I got my first Wa!!!''er bar" I leave you to work out what I was trying to say.. So if you can put up with a few things like either as a mate or maybe more then you are a keeper . Also, I love a guy in uniform, it makes me go all weak at the knees . Love country walks and finding a nice country pub somewhere. I also love castles, love to visit them . I also love bouncy castles, ( yes I know I'm 39) I do love a good bounce. Hope I have not bored you to tears but I am just being my honest self .
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