Gender: Female
Age: 43
Town: Ripley
Country: United Kingdom
Smoker: no
Children: 1
Hair Colour: blonde
Build: unspecified
Height: 5'3"-5'5"
Ethnic Origin: white/caucasian
Relationship: divorced/separated
Looking for: both friendship and dating
Service: Civilian

Are you alright with nuts? If not then I better scoot ??. Just kidding , I maybe the clumsiest woman going and a keen animal lover , pole dancer / stripper ( haha that caught your attention has it? ) I'm joking! I may not have the brains of Einstein but I have common sense and a heart of gold . I am not particularly strong and so I need a guy who can open jars for me. I am a Kent lass currently living in Derbyshire . I am the real Bridget Jones ( minus the big pants you be glad to hear) (that sounds like I am not wearing any panties lol well I am just not huge ones lol) I basically have done several things what Bridget has done. She is me!!! Lol! One embarrassing moment after one drink ( im a light weight) I fell asleep on the bonnet of a police car and did not find out till the following day .Also if you want to know how to get a Nissan Micra stuck on a speed hump please feel free to ask. I am kind, trustworthy, extremely loyal a big softy and excellent in bed. ( I can sleep for 12 hours or more every night ) Dislikes: Confrontation , blood, rude people, dishonesty, people who harm spiders for no reason (believe it or not I like spiders ok maybe not camel spiders errgh! They freak me !) just let me catch them and pop them outside , saucepan scourers , cheese and Abba /Barry White. Anyway that is me in a nutshell., I Iove to bake! (Chocolate brownies are a hit apparantly. Love reading, I love music anything ranging from Dire Straits, Eric Clapton , U2, Kings of Leon, Kasabian, Def Leppard , Beatles , Elvis and some 80's.. .Love chocolate and tea. People think I am weird as I like my Cornflakes hot and soggy!!! Please do not judge me!!!! I like Formula One !!! Dream car any Aston Martin especially DB 5 or DB 9. When I was 19 it used to be the Escort XR3i. To you lot who are under the age of 30 will not know what this car is well this was the ultimate boy racer's dream back in the late 80's 90s?? Anyway , I love to have a laugh and a good chat . Can be very cheeky, hence my innuendo in my profile, life is too short to take life too seriously. I want to get back into keeping fit I love Zumba and dancing ( especially the lap dancing! ) Country fit dancing is a favourite also. If you want to know what my favourite fantasy is, well it has to be Harry Potter !!!! Looking for new friends to have a laugh with, possibly future Mr Right if he comes along. I am seperated from husband with one little girl. Married the wrong guy and want to get divorced this year. 2018. It has not put me off if I was to settle down again with someone. I always believe in a second chance ( within reason) just because I married a rotten egg does not mean all men are .I want someone who I can relax with and enjoy days out in the country and have a right old laugh with I am always up for a silly round of pillow fighting as well.) I love cuddles so please give them to me. Also, I love a guy in uniform, it makes me go all weak at the knees . Love country walks and finding a nice country pub somewhere. I also love castles, love to visit them . I also love bouncy castles, I do love a good bounce. Would be up to try different things ( within my limit lol) snowboarding for one ( never tried it but would love to although knowing my track record of clumsiness is this really a good idea? Would love to have a ride in a rallly car I enjoy a good thrill! Hope I have not bored you to tears but I am just being my honest self . I shut up now. I did warn you i like to chat.Haha!!!!

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