Gender: Female
Age: 39
Town: Bolsover
Country: United Kingdom
Smoker: no
Children: 1
Hair Colour: blonde
Build: unspecified
Height: 5'3"-5'5"
Ethnic Origin: white/caucasian
Relationship: divorced/separated
Looking for: both friendship and dating
Service: No. I am a Civilian

A keen animal lover , pole dancer / stripper and mum of 7. (Just winding you up haha!!! Sorry I do like a wind up! Can be good at it so I am told) I am a Kent lass currently living in Derbyshire . I am the real Bridget Jones ( minus the big pants you be glad to hear) (that sounds like I am not wearing any panties lol well I am just not huge ones lol) I basically have done several things what Bridget has done. She is me!!! Lol! Anyway, I Iove to bake! (Chocolate brownies are a hit apparantly. Love reading and music. Love a bit of rock . . Like Formula One !!! Dream car any Aston Martin especially DB 5 or DB 9. ???? I love to have a laugh . Can be very cheeky, hence my innuendo in my profile, life is too short to take life too seriously. I want to get back into keeping fit I love Zumba and dancing . when I get time . Looking for new friends to have a laugh with, possibly future Mr Right if he comes along. I am seperated from husband with one little girl. Married the wrong guy and want to get divorced next year. It has not put me off if I was to settle down again with someone. I always believe in a second chance ( within reason) just because I married a rotten egg does not mean all men are .I want someone who I can relax with and enjoy days out in the country and have a right old laugh. Someone who can take the mik out of me is good ( I can't say my R's or W's the right way round) that can be embarrassing as well as getting words the wrong way round. What was it I said the other day oh that's it . I told someone I did not like dislocated coconut and they fell about laughing then to make it worse I said to them 'I need electricution lessons ' I leave you to work out what I was trying to say.. So if you can put up with a few things like that then you are a keeper . Also, I love a guy in uniform, it makes me go all weak at the knees . Love country walks and finding a nice country pub somewhere. I also love castles, love to visit them . I also love bouncy castles, I do love a good bounce. Oops my cheeky side has come out lol!!??????

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