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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:46:29 GMT</pubDate>
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        <title>Women invited to put off staring men with hairy tights</title>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:55:34 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>Hairy stockings are designed for women who do not want men to stare at their legs.</description>
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        <title>Black cat photographed next to its own missing poster</title>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:51:57 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A missing cat seems to have turned up closer to home than anyone imagined.</description>
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        <title>Girl, 9, makes it through airport check with unicorn passport</title>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:28:44 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A child managed to beat passport control with a toy unicorn&#39;s passport.</description>
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        <title>Police find cannabis factory after wind problem</title>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:53:25 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A policeman breaking wind led him and a colleague to a cannabis farm.</description>
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        <title>Dog pushes wheelchair-bound owner to safety through floods</title>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:01:57 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A dog has rescued his owner from floods.</description>
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        <title>Stranded plane passengers sing &#39;I Believe I Can Fly&#39;</title>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:00:19 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>An R Kelly hit helped passengers get through a five-hour delay.</description>
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        <title>Male train drivers adopt skirts as new uniform</title>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A group of men who drive trains for a living have started turning up to work in skirts.</description>
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        <title>Policeman joins busker for popular rendition of Wonderwall</title>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:34:46 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A policeman has been caught singing to the public in Birmingham.</description>
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        <title>Rare white lion cubs born in China</title>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:04:21 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>Five white lion cubs have been born in a wildlife park.</description>
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        <title>Randy moose falls in love with statue</title>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:19:02 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A moose has fallen for a bronze statue of itself.</description>
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        <title>Indian police arrest three goats</title>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:10:33 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>Three goats have been arrested by police in India.</description>
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        <title>Grumpy Cat secures Hollywood movie deal</title>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 16:10:41 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A famously moody cat is to appear in a Hollywood film.</description>
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        <title>&#39;Adolf Hitler kettle&#39; sells out</title>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 16:10:14 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>Retailers have run out of a kettle likened to Adolf Hitler.</description>
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        <title>Bosnian shepherd &#39;kills brown bear with bare hands&#39;</title>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 16:04:29 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A shepherd is said to have gone head-to-head with a brown bear.</description>
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        <title>Cat breastfeeds runaway ducklings</title>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 15:57:26 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>Several ducklings have been cared for in an unusual way by a cat.</description>
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        <title>Plumber constructs world&#39;s fastest toilet</title>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:58:45 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>The fastest toilet in the world has been created by a plumber from Lincolnshire.</description>
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        <title>Giant badger &#39;terrorising Kent girls&#39; school&#39;</title>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:08:48 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A giant badger is scaring pupils in Kent.</description>
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        <title>US man rides ferris wheel for two days</title>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:06:02 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A world record has been broken after a man rode a ferris wheel for two days.</description>
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        <title>Schoolgirl, 7, driving replica Ferrari</title>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:02:45 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A very young motorist has acquired her first Ferrari.</description>
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        <title>Man freed from McDonald&#39;s baby high chair</title>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:02:44 GMT</pubDate>
        <description>A man had to be rescued by police after getting trapped in a high chair.</description>
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